The NHL playoffs

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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