- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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