you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Anne Frank.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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