- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Knock knock No one was home

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

A jew went to Germany.

Hello

Small titties.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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