- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

You are the third derivative of the position function.

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

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