- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

What is a dog? Bark

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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