Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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women's rights

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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