umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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