What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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am i invited to party? no

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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