a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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