what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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why did the girl fell off the hammock? because she didn't have arms and why didn't she got up? 'cause she had no legs and why didn't anyone helped her? 'cause she had no friends and why did she die? 'cause she fell into a puddle facing down

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