- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Black people having a Job.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

My parents died!

The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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