Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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AIDS.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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... Chan chan

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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THE GAME

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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