Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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