What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

The Bible

Why is your face? Because.

What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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