- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

Billy Cundiff.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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