- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Look how far I can kick this bucket

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

speech and debate.

Jaden McMichael

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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