pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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Donald Trump

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No, Trinidad.

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