- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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