- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

Yo mama is so fat!

Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

i hate anti-jokes ;)

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