What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Paige

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Get in the car.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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It’s dead.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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