And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

GONNA

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

No.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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