yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

thumb_up thumb_down +5

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

thumb_up thumb_down +5

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

thumb_up thumb_down +3

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops