- Anti Joke

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

Get in the car.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Homosexuals are gay.