- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Shut the cork up!

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

wanna hear a joke. i do to

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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