This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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agp

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Hello penis

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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