How do you kill an american? You shoot them

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Get on your knees Ho

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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