whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Error 37.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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My friend harris is fat.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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