- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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