What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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i like turtals and kids

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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this is not a joke

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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hello

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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