Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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poop is very very yummy.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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cancer

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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