- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

what time is it? 3:16

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

I saw a poor man named rich

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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