Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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