- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Drunk irish man

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

Snooki

heat!

Colby is gay.... thats it

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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