Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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