Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Women.

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Anti Joke

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