- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Pain Olympics.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

Darude - Sandstorm

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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