- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Wombat monkey juice.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

women's rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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