- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

Women.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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