How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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