What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Dubstep < Music

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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Anti Joke

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