what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Anti Joke

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