Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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