whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Mitch

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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ObamaCare

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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