How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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LIE

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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