- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the deal with airline food?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

What looks like a dick? A penis

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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