What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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The Game.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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