- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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