Oh no! My life is ruined!

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

People Order Our Patties

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Hi my name is Jim

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

since when?

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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