Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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This is not a joke.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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man boobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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