- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Reed is poopin

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

involved parents.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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