- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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What's 9+10=? 19

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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