a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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adam shagged katie lololol

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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KSI

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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Anti Joke

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